HOOKSHOT SKYWARD SWORD FULL
HOOKSHOT SKYWARD SWORD PLUS

HOOKSHOT SKYWARD SWORD FULL

These moments are real buzz-kills, and because The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword is full of arm-flapping exuberance, I found myself running into a buzz-kill every 47 seconds on the nose.

Every time I find myself enjoying a Wii game I get to a point in my exuberance where I realize I am a millimeter from strangling myself. Well, all they've done is make it easy to get around your head-and your neck. I feel silly with this thing around my wrist and in my hands, which is funny, because Nintendo's reason for making it was that it'd simplify video game controllers and make them easier for people to get their heads around. It looks like a sexual facilitation instrument used to guarantee impregnation of unicorns.

HOOKSHOT SKYWARD SWORD PLUS

Connect that remote to a Motion Plus accessory and that nunchuk nub and drop the whole bundle on your grandma's sofa if you want her to have a heart attack when she comes out of the bathroom. I don't particularly like the controller-it's got a remote controller wearing a condom connected by a cord to a little runt-banana-sized / -shaped feather-light nub with an analog stick on it. I don't like my Wii, and I certainly don't like your Wii. Let's put another paragraph between this one and the one where I moan about the Wii not having high-definition graphics. Here it comes-the old 'The Wii doesn't do HD and Zelda doesn't have voice-acting' argument. Yes in that the game did get better no in that The Same Old Things kept driving me nuts (luckily for me, I am already nuts). Did I stop finding things to criticize? Yes and no. This is interesting, because I am usually thorough in my critical note-taking while playing a video game. When I look at the notes I took while playing The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword, I notice that the notes cease to exist around the discovery of the second dungeon. That's how I feel about the user interface hiccups in The Legend of Zelda: they're weird and I don't like them, though they don't stop me from living an active life. Either way, the point is that this person is Just Trying To Be Helpful and really Has Nowhere Else To Go. Sometimes they're dishes he got dirty, and sometimes they're not. Then, when you're at work during the day, he vacuums your carpet or washes your dishes.

If you stick with them long enough, they become like that house guest who asks you inappropriate questions while you're working ('Hey, do you think my ex-girlfriend from high school has boobs now that she's married and has a kid?' (one from my actual experience of suffering houseguests)) and snores or mouth-breathes deep into the night. Get the Goddess Cubes in Faron Woods and Deep Woods, 5 and 6 ( Heart Piece and Rupee Medal).The Legend of Zelda games, you see, start out as grandma's way of tricking you into taking out the trash.Open Goddess Cube Chest 8 (Skyloft, Gold Rupee).Get two Lanayru Desert Goddess Cubes, 22 and 23 ( Heart Medal and Life Medal).Open the Chest on the platform near the Silent Realm entrance.Now that you have the Clawshots you can get some great stuff in the area and beyond. There are several Chests, Goddess Cubes and Heart Pieces you can now reach. Try it out right here in the desert to completely avoid the quicksand. You can use the Clawshots to latch onto any target OR vines. You can alarm the next one since you are right next to the Tear and you can grab it to shut it up.įor completing the Silent Realm you will get an amazing reward: the Clawshots! Avoid the first one by standing to the side while it passes. One Tear in the north is on a wall guarded by enemies with lights.Use the map to find the footing to get to it. One Tear is in the desert sands to the north.One Tear is in a tree in the far south.Move a mine cart under it when the water recedes. Another Tear is floating in the air in the south.In the south area, a Tear on a cage requires you to move a mine cart.Remember that your map is still useful to show the locations of submerged walls. It's best to leave some easy Tears on the central platform so you can run for them if you need them. In this Silent Realm you still need to avoid the quicksand. You can replay this level and the Dusk Relics will move around, but respawn in the locations below. There are 15 Tears to collect and 7 Dusk Relic locations. This Silent Realm collection spree is much like the last one. Go to the marker and thrust your sword into the ground to begin the Silent Realm. Once there, pull out your harp and strum it in sync with the ring in order for the Silent Realm marker to appear. Use your Dowsing ability to spot the glow area nearby (with the Goddess Butterflies flying around it). That way, you will be near the spot to start the Silent Realm. When you first dive into Lanayru Desert, select the North Desert Bird Statue. Video Guide - Lanayru Desert's Silent Realm

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